In front of you is a Mini, a Porsche, an Audi, a Lancia, a VW, a Ford, a Volvo, a Peugeot, a Citroen, an Alpine, a Hyundai, a Lada, a Trabant, a Toyota, a Nissan, a Mitsubishi, a Suzuki and a Subaru.

"Wheelerguy" (wheelerguy) 03/18/2016 at 11:44 • Filed to: Choose, Photodump, WWYR

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Mini

911 SC RS

Sport quattro S1

Delta HF 4WD

Polo R WRC

Focus RS WRC

242 Turbo

205 T16

DS3 WRC

A110

i20 WRC

2105 VFTS

601 RS

Celica 4WD ST165

240RS

Lancer Evolution VI

SX4 WRC

Impreza WRC97

20 miles away and charging towards you and the warehouse you are in is an army of daesh and allied jamokes. You pick and drive the ________.

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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:31

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As much as I don’t really like the Polo, That’s the one I’d go with.

scoob > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:32

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CH-47 with as many of these as I can pack inside with one being carried.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:34

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POLO

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:34

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Evo

Wheelerguy > scoob 03/17/2016 at 23:35

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I’ll be on the one you’ll be tying up to the transport. Or you can tie up the Mini and the Porsche. They’re light enough.

EL_ULY > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:35

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The Pikes Peak Escudo Suzuki from Grand Tourismo.

The Celica is rad as well :]

not for canada - australian in disguise > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:36

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The Hyundai, because, well, why not.

interstate366, now In The Industry > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:38

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Celica or 911.

vdub_nut: scooter snob > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:39

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Alpine, only choice. As much as I love the quattro lifestyle, I’m into that weird French shit sometimes

Wheelerguy > EL_ULY 03/17/2016 at 23:40

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Yes sir!

Though I got the SX4 in because it has more cargo space than the Pikes Peak car.

V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:40

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POLO

scoob > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:41

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Could probably tie the Mini on top of the helicopter between the two rotors lol.

Wheelerguy > scoob 03/17/2016 at 23:42

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Well that’s the metal way to do it.

Viggen > scoob 03/17/2016 at 23:49

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You might be able to fit two of the smallest cars inside, but center of gravity and tiedowns come into play. Although the -47's slingload capacity is quite amazing depending on which hooks you use, I wouldn’t sling more than one, maybe two of they’re on a palet. Source: My job.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:53

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The Chevrolet.

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Wheelerguy 03/17/2016 at 23:58

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Toyota to blend in or blast them as they approach.

Caleb "If a rally car can do it, so can my Malibu" M. S. > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 00:13

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Audi.

No way in hell I’m leaving that behind.

But, if for some sad, sad reason the Audi fails me, the 242 will do just fine.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 00:46

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The Mini.

You don’t need to go all that fast to outrun a Technical.

It’s the smallest target

It doesn’t scream “Western Imperialist Infidel Dog!!!!” as loud as some of the others

Everything which breaks on them can be fixed with a hammer crescent, two screwdrivers, a roll of fence wire and one of duct tape, rather than needing a full Prodrive pit crew.

...and it’s one of those cars that’ll keep running badly for longer than most cars (especially the highstrung prima donnas offered here) will keep running at all

Plus if all else fails I’ll lose ‘em by driving down some stairs and through a sewer network

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 01:50

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The first one with keys in it/one closest to me and or the exit.

Wheelerguy > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 03/18/2016 at 02:54

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It doesn’t scream “Western Imperialist Infidel Dog!!!!” as loud as some of the others

Oh, right! Lada does have rally cars.

Amoore100 > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 03:47

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Volvo of course. Because this :

Wheelerguy > Amoore100 03/18/2016 at 03:50

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Well you’re not wrong.

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 05:05

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Sorry, but if we’re taking the Eastern Bloc route, it’s go Trabant or go home. Fiats Ladas are tarmac cars.

Wheelerguy > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 03/18/2016 at 05:09

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Well, then.

AkursedX > EL_ULY 03/18/2016 at 11:47

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I voted the Toyota because of reliability.

Ash78, voting early and often > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 11:53

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I was gonna say Ford because ‘Murica, but then it has Abu Dhabi on it, which would just confuse the Daesh and potentially get me executed in a worse fashion for co-opting the sponsorship of another Muslim country, but then again the hardliners probably consider Abu Dhabi just as bad as (or worse than) America, so yeah I'll go with Ford.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) is dead, long live Bman76 M. Arch > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 11:54

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None of the above:

Wheelerguy > Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) is dead, long live Bman76 M. Arch 03/18/2016 at 11:57

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Crud. I knew I still missed another car.

Bman76 (no it doesn't need a WS6 hood) is dead, long live Bman76 M. Arch > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 12:02

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I mean... it’s basically a Polo.

AuthiCooper1300 > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 03/18/2016 at 12:11

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As much as I agree with most of what you say (I have more than one of those) I think the Nissan 240 RS may be by far the one with the highest simplicity/reliability/speed ratio.

AuthiCooper1300 > scoob 03/18/2016 at 12:12

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Is that one of those Toyotas that looked a bit like Humvees? Seemed a little smaller though.

DutchieDC2R > EL_ULY 03/18/2016 at 12:13

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The way you typed ‘Gran Turismo’ hurts my eyes, but good choice...:p

Biggus Dickus (RevsBro) > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 12:20

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I think people have avoided picking the Audi because the really don’t want to die in a fiery wreck.

EL_ULY > DutchieDC2R 03/18/2016 at 13:13

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lol I played it once in 2005, that is my total experience with the game and video games in general :]

Tohru > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 13:16

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The fastest one that probably won’t break. Sadly, the Subaru. The Evo is just as fast, but Mitsu doesn’t have Subaru R&D money.

AuthiCooper1300 > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 03/18/2016 at 15:34

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Although I believe the Nissan Silvia RS to be the better choice, as a longstanding Mini nut I’d like to illustrate Mr Distraxi’s point with a picture from a very, very good film - Goodbye Pork Pie:

(actually a road movie)

While it is true that sometimes Minis can have silly niggly (and infuriating) faults, it is also quite extraordinary their ability to keep on going even when the mechanicals are already beyond redemption.

Come to think of it, something very similar happens to Land Rovers (the “proper” kind, needless to say).

Hoccy > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 16:42

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Picking the EVO over the current WRC cars for reliability, then heads towards Jyvaskyla on back roads to get myself a getaway driver.

CaptDale - is secretly British > Wheelerguy 03/18/2016 at 17:53

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You forgot the best car

RT > Wheelerguy 09/04/2016 at 13:06

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I almost chose Lancia, but the Peugeot is a mid-engined 4WD Group B car - so I’ll take that instead.

Wheelerguy > CaptDale - is secretly British 09/04/2016 at 13:22

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Shit. Only realized it just now: this car has sloping bodywork, like a tank.